Haiku

A haiku is a poem with three lines, where the first and third lines have five syllables, and the second line has seven.

You are encouraged to write in the context of our daily experiences in ##java. Humour welcome.

Please place your haiku next to your nick, and list your nick in alphabetical order.

Channel Poets

• flippo: "I have javascript. / I want to make an applet. / But gcj crashed."
• fr0ggler: "Java really sucks / I know my code is right. Wait... / I found a typo."
• g[r]eek: "Hi, I have homework. / Can anybody help me? / My code does not work."
• whaley: "my printStackTrace() call / where did everything go wrong / I need more coffee"
• thirdwheel: "Documentation / It should tell you how things work / Apache thinks not."